When does it happen? The other day I was looking in the mirror getting ready to go out and damn but my ass looked good. Even wearing white pants I had no doubt about it, I was owning hottie tonight. Yeah the other day plus ten years ago. It really doesn’t matter how much you work out, how much you (starve yourself) diet, how many miracle creams and liquids you marinate yourself in, your ass will just never be twenty again. Spanx and Bliss walking thongs fix everything. What’s your problem area and solution?